Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
