he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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