Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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