Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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