is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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