Just fell off a train. Bad.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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