Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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