I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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