dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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