Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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