Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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