Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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worst night to have a conscience
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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