lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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