What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
accomplished twins. life is a go
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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