You work out of a Hotel?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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