coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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