Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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