Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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