He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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