Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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