Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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