I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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