i just made my gag reflex go away.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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