she looked like the before picture.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Even my vagina gasped.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
