It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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