hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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