There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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