you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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