wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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