I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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