angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You have to summon your inner elephant
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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