i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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