Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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