She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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