I'm going to jail i love you
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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