how can u be prego again
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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