It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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