Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you made out with another girl for some wings
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.