I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.