so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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