Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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