I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
