I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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