The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Actions speak louder than pants.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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