everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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