It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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