Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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