Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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