Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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