She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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