you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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