that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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