GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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