i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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