What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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