all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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