yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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