Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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